and that’s what you’ll get…

You probably didn’t come here looking for a trove of information on just how radioactive the food supply is, but if you did, have a look around, starting with this post about glowing tuna.

If you are here just here for the sushi jokes, I’ll do my best to maki-it worth your whale and have you rolling on the floor…I know, those are awful.  And it’s not going to get much better.

Unfortunately, bad sushi jokes are almost as common as bad sushi restaurants.  If you run across a good one, please post in the comments section.

So, I’ll start with a few videos and follow up with some undercooked jokes…
Are you ready to rock and roll?
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Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
It’s called Sosumi.
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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
WaaasaaaaaBi?!
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A man walks into a sushi bar, examines the fish in the glass case then turns starts to walk towards the door.  Suddenly a knife goes whizzing by his head, leaving a hairline cut in his ear and sticking in the wall.
He whirls to see the sushi chef ready to throw another knife…. “What?!”
In a stern voice, the chef says, “I am sorry, you cannot leave once you have come to the point of nori turn.”
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Sorry.
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